The Apple Tree in is BEAUTIFUL! you walk in and you expect to see a couple in the corner celebrating their many years together, or a marriage proposal being asked in the glow of the fireplace.
http://www.appletreeinn.us/index.htm
What I’m saying is the place is stunning. It’s dark and mysterious and romantic.
Here is where I hit my first snag. how do you read a menu then it’s dark outside (no light thru the windows) there’s only ONE hanging lamp on a dimmer to illuminate the whole room, you’re stuck in a corner turned away from the fireplace, which is gas and not giving out much light or warmth, and the tea light on the table is the only source of light? You pass the tea light around to everyone… that’s how.
But it doesn’t matter if you can read the menu. There are only 8 entrees. Just 8. And there’s one starch of the day (mashed potatoes) and one vegetable of the day (butternut squash). One. Just one.
This is where the evening started its interesting twist.
Seems when I mentioned that I was allergic to eggs and dairy and then asked what I could eat on the menu, I was asking the wrong question. I should have asked: where would you recommend we go eat?
My Dad, always looking out for me, told me that if they didn’t have anything I could eat there, we could go elsewhere. The waitress then stated if we wanted to, that would be fine. I didn’t take the hint. Nope! My not wanting to “cause a scene”, and “I’m there for the people, and not the food”, came into play and we stayed.
I asked the waitress to talk to the chef and see what I could eat. Seems they had soup (beef vegetable), salad and apple sauce for me. I was ok to go. We ordered, dad and I got the pork medallions, B and mom got the beef tips. We all ordered soup.
We were brought a bread basket that seemed to go over well with the rest at the table. The muffins and different fresh breads smelled lovely!
The four of us started talking about how odd the menu was and how strange in a day with such diverse allergies that there are places who do not have options for those like me.
At this point it occurred to me that my dad and B don’t like butternut squash and won’t touch it. I got the server and asked if they could have apple sauce, too, and she didn’t like that at all! She seemed offended that I would ask that and went to change the order.
This was the first appearance of the chef from the kitchen to walk by and see who we were. I have a feeling the waitress was not happy with our table making the chef curious on who the nasty people in her dinning room were.
After a time, our soup came… at least for three of us. Dad got a salad with some kind of white salad dressing. He wouldn’t even tough the plate. When we brought this to the attention of the waitress, she was PISSED! She gave my dad the look of death! Yep… I thought we were going to leave right then and there! But dad didn’t see it. So she brought him soup (which had mushrooms in it… something both dad and B don’t like. But the lighting was so dim you couldn’t see them to pick them out.)
The chef made another trip out of her kitchen and lingered to look at our table…
Once the soup was done, the waitress brought a salad for me which had the best raspberry dressing on it that I’ve had in a long time. It was a good salad. Fresh greens and the lovely dressing… this was the best part of the meal for me. The small side salad.
We ended up waiting a long time for dinner. I’d say after I finished my salad it took a good 1/2 hour to see dinner. Everyone else was fed WAY before we were, and remember it’s a small place… 4 tables were there, and two had already eaten.
When the dinner came, it was interesting. The pork medallions were BBQ’d pork tenderloin. They were very small slices. I got 5 of those tiny slices on my plate with a small bowl of apple sauce with enough cinnamon on it to kill a large dog.
My dad, who also got the pork, had the mashed potatoes with the apple sauce. Needless to say, dad left hungry. There wasn’t much there for the $16 price tag.
My mom and B got the beef tips. They didn’t get potatoes. Their plates had a small bowl of their veggie (mom had the butternut squash, B the apple sauce) and a small mound of egg noodles with gravy and small bits of beef. On B’s plate, there were about 8 small bits of beef, less than a ¼ pound with lots of gravy over about 1 ½ cups of noodles. I assume mom’s was the same.
Since mom was the only one to have the butternut squash, her face said all when she had a spoonful. The veg wasn’t just butternut… it had sautéed onions and other things mixed in as well. She set it aside and told me I wasn’t missing a thing while making the “this is horrid” face.
After we ate, dad needed the bathroom. Seems there was only one and it was occupied most of the nite by the three kids who were with one of the three other tables. These kids spent the hole meal in and out of the bathroom… it impossible for anyone else to get in there if they needed it. Good thing dad’s dad. He finally used an alternate location…
At this point of the dinner, dad’s coupon seemed to be not worth it. The dinner does make a good story, but not a lovely one.
On our wat out of the restaurant, mom said “thanks for putting up with us” and the respond we got was “no problem”. I giggled the whole way to the car!! No problem my left foot! If it wasn’t a problem, it would have been a more enjoyable nite for everyone! It was definitely a problem. So much so my dad and mom are waiting for this blog to tell everyone that the coupon was not worth it!
SO, if after reading this, you want to go yourself… I have a coupon for you. Let me know and it’s all yours! I’m not going back.